Chuck Norris is awesome

Chuck Norris is awesome and I will tell you 10 reasons why....

1. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

2. Chuck Norris' "Fran" time is -0:03.

3. Chuck Norris has no handed muscle ups.

4. Wod was actually the term Chuck Norris coined when reffering to his facial hair maintenance regiment.

5. Chuck Norris invented the burpee.

6. Chuck Norris quit competing in the Crossfit games because "It got too easy."

7. When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

8. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. (I thought that was so awesome it deserved a second spot)

9. Chuck Norris wins an honorable mention at every awards ceremony ever for anything.

10. Chuck Norris once made a wod quit.